frasercartoons:

ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

fuck

bands-booksgalore:

dafunk02:

aflicted:

One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.

Thank you for this post…

this is awesome.

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

catskid100:

Thats it thats the show

fake-mermaid:

the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour

iammattie:

I saw the first gifset a month ago and mentioned Alfred tried this again on Static, then I found the Static gifs.

[1, 2]

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.

if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

and yet……….

he longs for his hamburger brethren

i know what i must do

BE FREE MY CHILD

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

WELL HERE IT FUCKING IS. THIS. THIS IS MY CLAIM TO FAME. THIS IS HOW I WILL BE REMEMBERED. 10,000+ NOTES LATER AND I AM FOREVER THE FUCKING HAMBURGER GUY.